Extreme Makeover- Ortho Edition

I had a dream…Correction, I often have dreams that my teeth are falling out. When I posted this of Facebook, I received three comments that stood out.  One from a guy I didn’t really know but just added him anyway. He said that he just feels retarded until he wakes up. Does he really?(in my sarcastic voice) One of my friends said she has the same dreams that concern her, so she looked them up online. What she found stated “subconsciously you are afraid of change,” primarily with getting older and stuff. I had just cut my hair at the time, down to ¼ inch because I didn’t feel like doing it anymore. I must do a good job at getting dressed in the dark because it always appears to make some sort of fashion statement. Dear mother, you are the reason for my gym membership. I am genetically inclined to be 5’4”, 300lbs by the time I turn thirty. Another friend suggested that “you’re on some type of journey, but worried about if others will accept you or how they will perceive you. Well I’m definitely on a journey, its called life. And to think I just thought those dreams were due to my extreme fear of losing my teeth. Go figure.